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Joke of the Day

"What do you call.... nuts on the wall? Walnuts. nuts on your chest? Chestnuts. nuts on your chin? Chinnuts? No! A dick in your mouth."

"Q: Why can't the bankrupt cowboy complain? A: He has got no beef."

"What is Hitler's least favorite letter? The gas bill."

"Knowledge is like underwear. It is useful to have it, but it's not necessary to show it off."

"Your mom's so poor She has to name her town in animal crossing Value Village."

"A woman woke her husband in the middle of the night. ""There's a burglar downstairs eating the cake that I made this morning."" ""Who shall I call"" her husband asked ""police or ambulance?"""

"How to build a nested list 1) Start like this A) Then do this Bird: I live here now 2) Make sure to get the bird out Bird: NO"

"Ur hot plz marry me. *no reply* OH MY GOSH SORRY FOR THE POCKET TEXT LMAO"

"What do you call the ghost of a dessert-chef who returns no matter how many times they're exorcised? A boo-meringue"

"Just read that 4,153,237 people got married last year, not to cause any trouble but shouldn't that be an even number?"