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"You take the oxy out of oxymoron"
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"I am sure I chose the right song for Richard's funeral Lonely Island - Dick in a Box"
"What's the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chickpea? I've never had a garbanzo bean on my chest"
"What to do if you run over a black man in the rain? Well, you have an hour before the rain dries..."
"Why did ISIS stop looting viagra? The goats all died."
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"Never take ecstasy with a squirrel named... hey, squirrel dude, what's your name? Charles? Never take ecstasy with a squirrel named Charles."
"""The only difference between heterosexual and homosexual sex is which hole you stick it in."" ~my mother after a few drinks"
"Why did little Jimmy cross the road? Because he wanted a good view of the front of a moving Porsche. RIP lil' Jimmy"
"How do you blind an Asian woman? Put a windshield in front of her."