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Joke of the Day
"Doctor: tell me everything you told the nurse 5 minutes ago."
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"The sole purpose of a child's middle name, is so he can tell when he's really in trouble."
"A photon walks into a bar... And he asks the barman for some peanuts. The barman says ""Sorry, we don't serve light snacks."""
"English can be weird. It can be understood through tough thorough thought though."
"Why don't blind people go skydiving? It scares the shit out of the dogs."
"I just got carded at Forever 21. This is bullshit!"
"I usually hate having long hair But I think it's growing on me."
"I belched chickpeas in front of the Queen... She gave me a post-houmous pardon."
"hey Colorado, hows your aspen? (ass been)"
"In my pocket is a computer far more powerful than the one that took Apollo11 to the Moon. I use it to photograph food & fling birds at pigs."