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Joke of the Day

"I can touch every animal's toes except the camel's. Doing that gets me arrested."

"Why it is important that you grow mustaches? So that when you lick pussy they absorb the acids and therefore protect your teeth from falling off."

"The Violin Ensemble playing in Carnegie Hall somehow got an R-18 rating... The censors say it contains explicit scenes of violins encore."

"When Gregor Mendel did his groundbreaking experiments with pea plants, ... ...it was a classic case of publish or parish."

"What's red and silver and bumps in to walls? A baby with forks in it's eyes."

"Why do the Irish have 239 beans in their soup? If they had one more it would be to farty"

"What is the definition of ""moon""? The past tense of ""moo""!"

"Why did the coed have sex with a Mexican? Her professor told her if she wanted to pass, she had to do an essay"

"You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em, know when to walk away and know when to run - ORIGAMI not for everyone !"

"chicken & KFC Q: Why did the chicken go to KFC? A: He wanted to see a chicken strip."