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Joke of the Day
"What do you call three lesbians on a bicycle? A trike"
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"I'm only drinking two beers. Because I have self control and two beers"
"What do you call a gay dinosaur? A mega sore ass."
"On the bright side, I'm relieved we live in a society where we acknowledge that the people who make sandwiches are artists."
"Imagine This... Smeagol ( Lord of the Rings ) replaces in Tryion ( Game Of Thrones ) For Game Of Thrones"
"ROOMMATE: While I'm away, can you get some mice to feed my pet snake? ME: Sure [later] ME [to mice] Come on fellas, pls just cook something"
"I was at a wedding the other day It was so moving, even the cake was in tiers"
"What do you call the history of a car? An autobiography."
"Nothing kills a good party buzz like the paramedics showing up and acting like drama queens."
"Walking into a store wearing the clothes from that store is humiliating and I don't know why."