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Joke of the Day
"What do you call three lesbians on a bicycle? A trike"
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"How many pedants does it take to replace a burnt light bulb? Glass doesn't burn."
"Cow with a twitch, beef jerky."
"What country has the highest concentration of pool players? Irack."
"What do you call a US Marine with an IQ of 70? General"
"I hate when someone I had sex with in High School sends me a friend request on Facebook. Request denied, Principle Anderson."
"How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together!"
"The Queen Elizabeth doesn't have one. The Pope has one, yet he does not use it. Arnold Schwarzenegger's is big, and Brad Pitt's is small. What am I talking about? A last name, you pervs."
"I went to a fancy dress party as a calendar A guy came up to me and said ""Your days are numbered"""
"How many communists died during ww2? not enough"