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Joke of the Day
"Waiter: What dressing would you like on your salad? Me: Ice cream"
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"Why do black people only have nightmares? Because the first one that had a dream got shot."
"Everyone seems to like tinman from wizard of oz... But I can't stannum.>_>"
"A hole was found in the wall of a nudist camp. The police are looking into it."
"""Sacre gray!"" - Colorblind French guy"
"Celebrities are just like everyone else, they shouldn't be allowed to speak about politics unless they're saying something I agree with."
"How do you make a gay guy fuck a woman? Shit in her cunt."
"What did the teen say when she found out she was pregnant? ""My mom is gonna kill me!"" What did the fetus say when the teen found out she was pregnant? "" My mom is gonna kill me!"""
"What do Filipinos call Canada? Upper U.S."
"I'm at my most James Bond when I charge past the guards*, use my atomic laser**, and open the safe*** * 3 cats ** can opener *** catfood can"