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Joke of the Day

"So, a guy gave his friend 10 puns, hoping that one of them would make him laugh. Sadly, no pun in ten did."

"You're fat Don't sugar coat it, you'd eat that too"

"Knock Knock. Who's there? *long pause* ding-dong ditch."

"I would have won the Junior Olympics too... ..if it weren't for you medalling kids."

"I believe in boobs at first sight."

"Stalin took from the rich and gave it to the poor... ... and then he took both of them and put them into the Gulag for 25 years. EDIT: spelling"

"What is the real reason leaves fall to the ground? They know people will blow them."

"If you replace the ""W"" in ""where"" ""what"" and ""when"" with ""T"" you get answers to the questions."

"Twitter: The addiction that talks back."

"I started dating an astronaut. It happened out of nowhere. I did not planet."