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Joke of the Day

"Chuck Norris can jump-start a car using jumper cables attached to his nipples."

"How can you tell an Italian witch from an English one ? By her suntan !"

"What's the difference between a Catholic priest and acne? Acne doesn't come on a boys face until he's 13."

"Did you here about the Blonde who made a large donation to the community swimming pool? She gave 25 Gallons of water!"

"What do you call a limp snake? An ereptile dysfunction."

"Social media is great. Before Facebook I'd never know what the girl who wrote ""dirty Jew"" on my 8th grade locker was thankful for this year."

"*Eats a Lean Cuisine *20 minutes go by. *Devours entire Pizza Hut store...including employees."

"How do you make a Bloody Nicole? Like a Bloody Mary, but with a stab of OJ..."

"Nancy Grace just called pot smokers ""fat and lazy"". Right. Unlike the buff marathon runners home 4 o'clock on a Monday watching your show."

"What did Harry Potter say when he found Dumbledore in bed with his godfather? Are you fucking Sirius?"