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Joke of the Day
"What do Amish people catch when they start using technology? Mennonitis!"
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"Mickey Rourke needs to get beaten up at the beginning of every movie he's in so it explains his face."
"A joke I heard about the greatest story never told"
"Chuck Norris did not ""lose"" his virginity, he stalked it and then destroyed it with extreme prejudice."
"What is a terrorists favorite snack? An Allah Ak-bar"
"So a Jewish pedophile walks up to a kid and says ""Hey want to buy some candy?"""
"Where's the best place in Toronto to check out girls? *Broadview*"
"MAN!! My boss is always all ""Blah blah blah!"", ""You're late!"", and ""Get me more pictures of Spiderman!!"""
"Father: *places hand on shoulder* My son..... *Son: Yes father? *Father: Check out this cool severed hand I just found! editted for format, which I suck at apparently"
"What is the difference between a teacher and a train? Teacher says ""spit out that gum!"" But a train says ""choo! Choo!"""