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Joke of the Day

"Mickey Rourke needs to get beaten up at the beginning of every movie he's in so it explains his face."

"What do I get when I raise up a platform to play Mozart? Amadeus on my dais."

"I didn't get the joke about the hot air balloon. I think it was over my head."

"What is a spectre's favorite theme park attraction? The Roller Ghoster"

"what tea is hardest to swallow? Reality"

"It's gotta be nice being a mortician... People are always dying to meet you."

"Did you hear about the Mexican racist? He joined the Que Que Que"

"I am woman hear me ROAAAoh is that chocolate?"

"What's the difference between a baby and a washing machine? A washing machine doesn't cry when you put a load into it. #bigsorry"

"How do you greet a slice of bread in Germany? Gluten tag! Ba-dum tss."