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Joke of the Day

"I met up with my ex-fiance today and immediately began having sex The police did not take it well as I was only asked to identify the body."

"I'm starting to think people are having babies solely for the Facebook likes."

"Confession: I masturbate. Damn, that felt good."

"MAYOR'S TIP: before you spend 20 minutes blowing an air mattress, make sure it's really an air mattress, and not Gary hiding under a blanket"

"A man was arrested for having sex inside a West Virginian Olive Garden with an employee. Apparently he took ""When you're here, you're family"" too literally."

"What do rappers use to write their lyrics? Word,yo."

"Why did the grocery delivery guy get fired? He drove people bananas!"

"I don't know why people say building a wall doesn't work The chinese did it 2000 years ago and they still don't have any mexicans."

"How much did the pirate's new earrings cost him? A buccaneer"

"If I had a dollar for every time you said something smart, I'd be broke."