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"What does a communist prostitute do? Seizes the means of reproduction"
"How do you catch a unique rabbit? You 'neek up on him. How do you catch a TAME rabbit?"
"That Old Man An Old man knocked on my door and asked for the donation towards the local swimming pool. So I gave him a glass of water."
"What squeaks as it solves crimes ? Miami mice !"
"""I just can't help myself!"" paramedic on his deathbed"
"Apparently saying, ""You mad, bro?"" is frowned upon if you work in customer service."
"Just made an annoying kid shut right up by making a throat slash gesture. So I guess you could say I'm like a child whisperer."
"So everybody hates Crocs yet the company is worth $2 billion!Some of you f*ckers are lying!"
"Remember: if you see a tie on my doorknob, it means I'm taking the door to prom"