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Joke of the Day
"Have you heard the joke about the 13-inch ruler? Never mind. It's too long."
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"An officer was fired for smoking weed and masturbating on the job... No exact details were given to the public, but he was a high wanking officer"
"How can you make money fast? Glue it to the floor."
"Democracy is three wolves and one sheep voting on what to have for supper."
"How do you get a kid to stay low to the ground? ""DUCK!"" How do you get a kid up and running? ""GOOSE!"""
"""Hitler, no Hitlering!"" said Dora. But it was too late."
"Me: Not to be racist but you look like you're sick Her: How was that racist? Me: I said ""not to be racist"" you must be sicker than I thought"
"Lawyer: ""What is your date of birth?"" Witness: ""July 15th."" Lawyer: ""What year?"" Witness: ""Every year."""
"Went to a meeting of the Tibetan Ungulates society...... Didn't like it though. It was all ""Yak yak yak"""
"I like women how I like my eggs... Whites only"