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Joke of the Day

"Trump obviously has the support of the Freemasons He wants to build a wall, and do you know who gets paid to build walls? **MASONS!**"

"Trump University is getting a bad rap. My nephew went there and he can poop in a toilet AND say the N-word."

"[First date] Him: Can you pass the- SOMETIMES WHEN I SLEEP ON MY STOMACH MY CAT LIES ON MY BACK LIKE A TINY SURFER"

"How do you fit 20 Jews in a Cadillac? One in the driver's seat, one in the passenger, three in the back, and the rest in the ash tray."

"My friend is addicted to drinking brake fluids... but he tells me that he can stop any time."

"Number one handheld A recent survey indicated that smartphone is the number 1 handheld device.. Penis has slipped to number 2.."

"A ""G"" in the right font is not only a nice looping arrow, it's also a map to the mythical G-spot!"

"The bouncer at the club calls me Kevin Mcallister because I'm always going home alone"

"Reddit, help me finish this joke ""My baby so fine, she ______"""

"What was Hitler's favorite letter? I have no idea, but it was probably NOT Z."