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Joke of the Day
"Kitty Pryde walks into a bar Something is disrupting her mutant power."
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"What do you call a fish with two knees? A two-knee fish! (works better when you're drunk)"
"What does a rich fat Englishman gain? Lots of Pounds."
"What's the difference between a Triscuit and a Lesbian?? One is a Snack Cracker and the other is a Crack Snacker!!"
"Weird I always was a little different growing up. People are always coming up to me and asking me, ""Jay, why are you so odd, why are you so weird?"" Then I say, ""How the fuck do you know my name?"""
"Scientists recently discovered the source of the quark... It's the sound made by a posh duck."
"What do you do if a cow is in the middle of the road you're driving on? steer clear"
"How many ADD/ADHD kids does it take to change a light bulb? Wanna go ride bikes?"
"There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Banjo Barbie ...complete with straw hat and Earl Scruggs cassette"
"Girlfriend said she went to the doctor. He said she couldn't have sex. I asked, ""what did your dentist say?"""