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Joke of the Day

"Kitty Pryde walks into a bar Something is disrupting her mutant power."

"An officer pulls over a speeding blonde and asks her for her license. She angrily exclaims ""Yesterday you took away my license and now you want to see it again?"""

"Why did the Computer Engineer retire young? He had a lot of cache."

"Why would you throw a rock at a Mexican man riding a bike? Because it's probably your bike. Why would you throw a rock at a black man riding a bike? Because it's probably your black man."

"i mean, at some point the Absolute Funniest Thing Ever happened and i'd bet you $75 it involved a huge fart."

"How did the cannibal turn over a new leaf? He became a vegetarian."

"What two places can you find a California roll? Sushi bars and stop signs. Source: am southern Oregonian; lots of bad Cali drivers here"

"Why should you always keep a firearm in the small room by your front door? Foyer protection"

"Dont hit me! Thats whats she said. Bazzinga"

"I know it's just bad luck that what I post never reaches the front page. After all, I've definitely seen it there before."