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Joke of the Day
"There's plenty of fish in the sea(fixed) But until I find one I'm just stuck holding my rod"
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"What is space like without a space suit? Breathtaking"
"For the last time, I'm not racist! I specifically called it African American Friday!"
"The fish's piano was making weird noises. Guess it was out of tuna."
"3-year-old: I can't run as fast as everybody else. Me: Why not? 3-year-old: I don't have enough feet."
"An Asian man goes to the eye doctor and the doctor says ""Sir, I'm sorry to say but you have a Cataract""... The Asian man turns to the doctor and says ""No, I have uh Rincoln Continentar"""
"What kind of native American is Nikki Minaj? Arapahoe."
"How do you post a fish? You send it COD ... or first bass mail"
"Yesterday I took LSD and I wrestled with a grass snake for three hours. On a side note, our garden hose is completely wrecked."
"How did Harry get it in Ron's sweet Diagon Alley? A lubricantation."