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Joke of the Day

"There's plenty of fish in the sea(fixed) But until I find one I'm just stuck holding my rod"

"kids born in 2000 never have to worry about forgetting how old they are"

"Muhammad Ali was apparently bad in bed, says his widow. Then again, he was a fighter, not a lover."

"What are Mario and Luigi's favorite type of pants? Denim, Denim, Denim"

"Q: Did you hear about the new blonde hoodlum? A: She runs around spray-painting her name on chain link fences."

"Schizophrenia I`m in two minds about it"

"I like my women like I like my cellphone plan... Free on nights and weekends."

"I have an epileptic friend... He's a jerk..."

"Bill O'Reilly What a fucking joke"

"I'm trying to finish writing a script for a porno movie but there are just too many holes in the plot."