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Joke of the Day

"Why are fire trucks red? Because if someone pulled your hose you would be red too."

"What is a buttress? A female goat."

"This third bottle of wine has turned everything into a microphone."

"I'm officially unsubscribing from r/Jokes I'm sick of all the dumb puns, I'm quitting cold turkey Happy Thanksgiving people"

"Q: What do Clinton and JFK have in common? A: They haven't had any brains for the last thirty years."

"Schools are reporting a massive jump in average ACT scores. On a completely unrelated note, the amount of black students taking the ACT is at a all time low."

"First Review in for ""The Force Awakens"" Absolutely to die for"

"What kind of laundry detergent do handicapped people use? Downy. I apologize for this one, it's pretty mean. I really do sympathize with handicapped people."

"Finally! A joke on here you've never heard before! That's the joke. Edit: Apparently you've heard this before. [New Punch Line] (http://i.imgur.com/rQvpv5h.jpg)"

"no, dont go there dont touch that no, leave it alone keep your hands off! a typical morning with my 3yo (or pissed off with my husband)"