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Joke of the Day
"First Review in for ""The Force Awakens"" Absolutely to die for"
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"What is the frat guy's favorite ion? Bromide"
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"In honor of Mother's day yesterday, did anyone here play jokes on their mom instead of give gifts?"
"I'm the kind of person that likes to be honest on April Fools April fools!"
"What does a mentally challenged Time Lord use for travel? A retardis."
"I tried to catch some fog But I mist."
"What's the difference between a power outlet and a Girl I can turn one on..."
"Why is Halloween considered the scariest time of the year? Most weddings happen in June."
"If I ever build my own house, I'm putting a toilet right in front of the refrigerator."