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Joke of the Day
"First Review in for ""The Force Awakens"" Absolutely to die for"
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"Shoutout to the wife for stacking her shampoo bottles in the shower like she's on her last 3 turns on Jenga."
"I have gotten outta bed 365 days a year for 37 years. That is 13,505 sit-ups. And not ONE ab to show for it."
"What do you call a white girl who can run faster than her brothers? A redneck virgin."
"Happy Friday the Thirteenth I think it's bad luck to be superstitious"
"Pretty disappointed to see that some of you lived through the night."
"I love donuts so much I want to marry them. But then I'm afraid I would eat all our donut hole children."
"What makes light beer and having sex on a canoe essentially the same thing? They are both fucking close to water."
"Why did the condom fly across the room? It was pissed off."
"A new study finds marijuana users are not more likely to have car accidents. Mostly because they're usually too high to find their cars."