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Joke of the Day

"no, dont go there dont touch that no, leave it alone keep your hands off! a typical morning with my 3yo (or pissed off with my husband)"

"answer This is too all high school teacher, What is the worst thing that you've seen your student doing?"

"Someone just told me ignorance and apathy are the world's two biggest problems I didn't know that, but I don't really care."

"The best time to reexamine your life is when you find yourself reluctantly nodding to the questions asked at the start of an infomercial."

"First thing Trump does as President... Is kick a Black man out of his house."

"What do you call a Mexican baptism? Bean dip!"

"When you're feeling bored and unsatisfied with life, just remember... That there are some people who think Golf is interesting."

"I think i just wrote a joke out of my pathetic love life while fixing supper and here it goes. What does a bachelor eat the most? Balonely sandwiches."

"What do you call a blonde in a tree with a brief case? Branch manager."

"Prostitution is the only industry where freshers are paid more than the experienced ones."