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Joke of the Day

"I don't mind when a waitress says, ""Is Pepsi fine?"" when I ask for some coke. But when my drug dealer says it, it's kind of annoying"

"How did the farmer find his lost cow? He tractor down"

"When I met you I was completely blown away because the wind was ridiculous."

"I hate two-faced people. It's so hard to decide which face to slap first."

"Did you hear about the Asian guy who was so terrible that nobody mourned his death? He was unbereaveable."

"Gentlemen test At least most tests have the decency to ask me my name, before they fuck me."

"The higher they are, the more spaced out they get What do prime numbers and stoners have in common? &nbsp; ^^The ^^punchline ^^need ^^not ^^be ^^always ^^at ^^the ^^end..."

"Abdul Ali was seriously injured in a car crash & he has been on life support. Today his family had to make an agonizing decision. They closed the shop to visit him......."

"My brother's pretty good at Russian Roulette... He's only lost once."

"Noah wasn't much for civilized society . . . You could say he was an-arc-ist."