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Joke of the Day

"What would I be if I were twice myself? a meme."

"Romeo and juliet is not a love story. It's a 3-day relationship between a 13 & 17 year old that caused 6 deaths. #readtheplay"

"Why do black people always finish first in a running race? There's a KFC at the end of the finish line."

"So I heard Robin Williams' new stand up failed. It was a little shaky at first but he really choked in the end."

"What do you call an Irishman that stays out all night? Patty O'Furniture"

"DATING TIP: Don't reply to texts right away or you might look desperate. Just wait. Give it 5, 10, maybe even 15 years. Keep things casual."

"If you send more than one Facebook invitation to the same thing, I will come & shit right in the middle of whatever it is."

"What's the difference between Wendy's and Windows? Wendy's is never frozen."

"If we all end up going to jail for downloading music...... I at least hope they separate us by music genre."

"Why is the moon so grumpy? It's just going through one of its phases."