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Joke of the Day

"Noah wasn't much for civilized society . . . You could say he was an-arc-ist."

"When things go wrong, what can you always count on? Your fingers."

"So I went to the doctor's office today. He tells me I need to stop masturbating. I ask him why, is my heart to weak, or something? He says ""no, im trying to examine you.."

"There are 10 types of people in this world Those who understand binary, those who don't, and those who where expecting a ternary joke."

"What does a death row inmate get after their last meal? Their just desserts."

"Me: That was fun! Fist me! Him: What?! Me: Fist me!! *holds out knuckles* Him: ....."

"I was walking through town yesterday, when I came across a large black man with a mohawk and jewellery. He said, ""I piy the fool."" I said, ""Hey, you missed a T."""

"My friend and I decided to race our Ford Pintos. Mine broke down three miles down the road. I had to walk the rest of the way. I won."

"Why did the chicken cross the road to get to the other side? ah wait, i can't remember the rest :/"

"Sports Authority must be a publisher now... ..All I hear now are discussions about Chapter 7 and Chapter 11!"