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Joke of the Day
"When I met you I was completely blown away because the wind was ridiculous."
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"Me: Diets suck. Why I gotta do it too? Her: No I in team Me: Isn't 1 in diet either. Her: Yes there.. Me: I'm too hungry for your mindgames!"
"How do you get herpes viral infection of the eye? Looking for love in all the wrong places."
"My girlfriend and I spent $40 on a pesto pasta It was worth every penne"
"Guy checks into a hotel with his family.. He goes up to the desk clerk and says, ""I hope the porn here is disabled.."" The clerk is shocked and responds, ""No, it's just regular porn, you sick fuck!"""
"How does Batman's mother call him to dinner? She doesn't, she's dead"
"*opens door* Stop screaming! *opens door* What broke?! *opens door* Just wait until I get out there!! ~parenting from the bathroom"
"[OC] How did the author get from one plot point to the other? A Segway. --any tweaks to make it better?"
"Dear Genitals, Thank you for not bleeding every month. Sincerely, A Man"
"Why can't pedophiles eat butter? It will raise their molesterol."