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Joke of the Day

"Why did the Soviet union fail? Too much Stalin'. Yeah it's bad but it made me giggle when I thought of it... :P"

"[rose from the movie titanic a couple years later sitting on crowded bus] excuse me, can you slide over so I ca- ""NO, there's no room"""

"How Gabe Newell counts to 10 1, 2, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10"

"What did the man say who couldn't add the same number to itself? I can't even..."

"3 cars back at the Burger King drive thru gives you a devastating amount of time to consider your missteps."

"Yesterday my doctor told me I needed to stop masturbating. I asked, ""Why is that, doc?"" He replied, ""I'm trying to examine you."""

"How do you get a dog to stop humping your leg? Pick him up and suck his cock."

"to cause mass hysteria at a wedding, slowley turn the volum down when the ""shout"" song says ""a litle bit louder now, a litle bit louder now"""

"Zelda is a web browser Because Link appears in it."

"Dark: Whats one thing you can do in a vast quantity without bothering with the quality? Genocide"