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Joke of the Day

"Why did the Soviet union fail? Too much Stalin'. Yeah it's bad but it made me giggle when I thought of it... :P"

"You know who I really hate? People less open minded than me."

"Why did the illiterate man with the 3 foot penis get dumped by his girlfriend? TLDR"

"*Holds an old lady's hand as I help her across the street* don't worry ma'am i'm sure the doctors can sew it back on"

"Son asking father. Why are niggers so black daddy? Well son, whip this one while I think about it."

"When my boss asks me if I can ""take a stab at this"", I always hope she'll point to that coworker we all hate."

"Where do grasshoppers eat? At IHOP. A three-year-old made this up."

"Why did the stoplight turn red? You would too, if you had to change in front of all those people."

"I handed a blind guy a sheet of sandpaper. He said he couldn't read the fine print."

"<at first day of t-ball practice> Me:What's the first rule here, boys? Kid:Don't poop your pants? M:I was gonna say ""have fun"" but...OK."