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Joke of the Day
"Why did the illiterate man with the 3 foot penis get dumped by his girlfriend? TLDR"
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"I have the email that Hillary sent Donald congratulating him on his victory [Deleted]"
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"Teacher: When you yawn your supposed to put your hand to your mouth! Pupil: What? and get bitten!"