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Joke of the Day
"Son asking father. Why are niggers so black daddy? Well son, whip this one while I think about it."
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"What do my girlfriend and Jesus have in common? Not sure if either of them came once, but I know they haven't come a second time."
"""Let the chips fall where they may."" -My kids when they're eating chips on the couch."
"the boss hands me a gun, ""you know what to do."" I nod. outside, I frantically google: boss gun why how to kill is killing ok regift gun ok"
"So I just fell down the stairs holding a guitar... and accidentally wrote a One Direction song."
"What did the baby say to its mom after breastfeeding? Thanks for the mammaries!"
"Psycho ward break They were all apprehended quiet fast. Seems they were all logged on Reddit at the same time."
"I swallowed a piece of Lego the other day I was shitting bricks."
"(Alt Joke) Hillary Clinton is elected president, . . . title"
"What did a German say to a Jewish man when he sneezed? Gesundheit"