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Joke of the Day
"Why did the stoplight turn red? You would too, if you had to change in front of all those people."
Next Joke
"Wife: Rock the baby. Me: *plugs in amp*"
"I thought making cheese was hard. But it was a brie-eze."
"Women are like, ""no I'm not mad"" *sets your car on fire* Nope not mad"
"What do you call the musical Messiah? Gsus"
"Have you heard the one about the roof? never mind, just forget about it, it's probably over your head."
"Why will I go down in history? I dunno, but I'll go down in math and chemistry too."
"(Slightly racist) What's the difference between Hitler and Michael Phelps? One can finish a race."
"What will they play at the presidential inauguration if Republicans win? Trump-ets I'll see myself out"
"What is a punny play? A play on words."