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Joke of the Day
"Carrots are a great thing to eat when you are hungry and want to stay that way."
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"Voldemort is like a teenage girl. He has a diary, a tiara, a special cup, a pet he adores, and an obsession with a famous teenage boy."
"Did you hear about the man in camo underpants? Nobody saw him coming!"
"An Ohio judge ruled gay marriage legal, as long as the person is dead, proving that the slippery slope now includes gay necrophila."
"Slow and Steady Wins the Race. But Fast and Furious killed Paul Walker."
"Quit embarrassing me in front of my friends, iPod shuffle."
"What did the surgeon say when the doctor declined going out after work? Suture self!"
"Why did they fire Victoria? Was she keeping secrets? What is Victoria's Secret?"
"I'm leaving you for an NSA officer ""I'm leaving you for an NSA officer,"" she said. ""But why? What does he have that I don't?"" ""He listens to me."""
"I have emo shoes. They have tortured soles."