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Joke of the Day
"Why did they fire Victoria? Was she keeping secrets? What is Victoria's Secret?"
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"I bet M. Night Shyamalan was really good the first time he had sex, then terrible every time after."
"Are you a rational function? because I could ride your asymptote to infinity."
"Why did Ray Bradbury use heated lube? It was a pleasure to burn."
"I don't suffer insomnia like most tweeters do. I always get a solid 7, maybe 8 minutes of sleep every night."
"1-buy waterbed 2-fill with wine 3-get Capri Sun straw 4-never leave your bed again"
"What did one testicle say to the other? ""Hey I hear your neighbor's a real dick"""
"This new thesaurus isn't just terrible, it's also terrible."
"Social Media: Because I like to socialize with cool people without having to speak, wear pants or get off the couch."
"What do you call an Asian lady sitting on a fence with no arms or legs? Pai-Ling"