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Joke of the Day
"Quit embarrassing me in front of my friends, iPod shuffle."
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"I don't think we should call them ""bills."" Because Bill is a man's name and bills are fee mail."
"On my TV I can see plenty of zombies, cartoon characters, and religious hucksters. I guess the elections are coming up soon!"
"What do you call a mexican with a rubber toe?... ......Roberto"
"Twitter addiction A man goes to his doctor and says: -Doctor, I think i am addicted to Twitter. -Eh,sorry...I don't follow you."
"Why don't black people go on cruises? They're not falling for that one again"
"Recreational drugs? No thanks, I went pro years ago."
"Bilbo Baggins walks into a strip club and sees his cousin making it rain on a stripper. Unimpressed by this, he proceeds to shout... ...""Don't Fro Doh""."
"What do rednecks say after they broke up? We can still be brother and sister."
"If a shark attacks you, DO NOT punch him in the nose. Be the bigger person and just ignore him."