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Joke of the Day

"Voldemort is like a teenage girl. He has a diary, a tiara, a special cup, a pet he adores, and an obsession with a famous teenage boy."

"The frightened tourist: ""Are there any bats in this cave?"" The guide: ""There were but don't worry the snakes ate all of them."""

"Facebook says: I know everyone. Google says: I know everything. The ""Internet"" says: Ya'll are nothing without me. Electricity says: Not this game again..."

"A feminist told me I really need to take a Women's Studies class. I told her ""There is no way I'm going to spend a semester studying a broad."""

"What did the gay guy change his name to? Roy G. Biv"

"My Ex-Wife still misses me... BUT HER AIM IS GETTING BETTER! It's funny because marriage is terrible."

"If I had a dollar for every gender that exists.... I'd have two dollars."

"Where does the Easter Bunny go when he needs a new tail? To a re-tail store!"

"Why are Peter Pan's jokes not funny? Because they Neverland"

"I could never be on The Bachelor. I don't need millions watching me get dumped & cry on tv. It's bad enough my cat sees that shit everyday."