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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the man in camo underpants? Nobody saw him coming!"
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"People without kids: I'll never yell at my kids People with kids: I DONT KNOW WHY SOMEONE SPIT THEIR GUM ON THE ROAD JUST WALK!"
"A black kid asks his father"
"Q: Why was the blonde so happy after she finished her jigsaw puzzle in only six months? A: Because on the box it said From 2 to 4 years."
"Just found out that 'aaaaarrrrggghhhh' isn't a real word I can't tell you how angry I am"
"How do you determine the personality of a hot dog? Give it an Oscar-Myers-Briggs test"
"Why are male bathrooms on the left, and female bathrooms on the right? Because no matter what, women are always right, even when they're full of shit."
"Adults have imaginary friends too... his name is God."
"Love voicemails from my grandma that start with ""hello?....HELLO??..."" and end with her trying to dial another number."
"What's the last thing a Redneck says before he dies? Watch this!"