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Joke of the Day

"Mum: Why hasn't ________? been around lately? I thought you were good friends? Me: Because he turned into a cunt."

"What's it called when a cow kills itself? Mooicide ...Okay, fine, I'll leave..."

"A group of Asian kids at our local high school were busted recently for running a math lab."

"Never trust an atom. Actually, it's probably fine. They only make up about 4% of everything."

"I like my women like I like my coffee. Big tits"

"Why is Lance Armstrong a good citizen? Because he is always recycling"

"The inventor of the throat lozenge died today... There will be no coffin at the funeral."

"Cameron Cameroff"

"How can you tell if your horse is gay? His dick tastes like shit."

"I baby-proofed my apartment but they keep getting in."