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Joke of the Day
"I like my women like I like my coffee. Big tits"
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"Why did Bernie Sanders cross the road? He didn't, he was distributed evenly on both sides. Bernie supporters, please don't downvote me to hell, it's just a joke"
"What's the biggest difference between men and women? The phrase ""I went through a whole box of tissues watching that film."" is a good place to start."
"Who the patron saint of surveillance? St Francis of a CCTV."
"Dude I'm Colin Kapernick and I'm black. Dude you're not even brown. You look like Matthew Perry. -Harold and Kumar"
"I love to run. Around the house. Chasing my toddler. Because she took my iced coffee."
"Boy: Grandma do you know how to croak. Grandma: No I don't think so. Why? Boy: Because Daddy says he'll be a rich man when you do."
"How does a Priest find a little boy in the woods? Very exciting"
"What's the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family."
"How many Crusaders does it take to change a light bulb? It depends on Deus Voltage"