125320

Joke of the Day

"I like my women like I like my coffee. Big tits"

"Replaced my shoelaces with ear buds and now they tie themselves."

"What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheel chair"

"Why didn't Sally become a prostitute to pay her bills? Because it was Plan B."

"I found out I'm a necrophiliac. How, you ask? I walked into an autopsy. It was stiff."

"There are two types of people in this world... those who like closure"

"When I was 18 I got Coal from Santa Yup, raising Cole as a single mom was a punishment for being bad, I guess."

"Why did the black Classic major think Oedipus was black? Cause he thought ""casta"" was Greek for ""moms""."

"Why the Japanese kill fish? because Chinese eat fish and Koreans selfish"

"What happens to a frog that parks illegally? He gets toad."