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Joke of the Day
"I baby-proofed my apartment but they keep getting in."
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"[At Last Supper] *Jesus raises bread* This is my body *raises wine* & my blood *pulls out 8 of Clubs* & this is your card *Apostles go nuts*"
"Someone stole my mood ring... I don't know how I feel about that."
"Why did the girl quit her job at the donut factory? She was fed up with the hole business."
"If you think grammar isn't important, well, it's."
"How did Mace die? He was thrown out the Windu."
"I was thinking about how duckling is our word for little ducks... so I canceled my order for steamed dumplings."
"Why did the Indian girl suffer so much when she broke her leg? She was in the wrong cast."
"My wife is so much better looking than me... ...that a cashier just put a plastic divider down in the middle of our groceries. Credit: Charles Demers"
"MY ROOMBA IS SOMEHOW LOOSE OUTDOORS AND I'M TERRIFIED OF THE CONSEQUENCES FOR THE ECOSYSTEM AS IT HAS NO NATURAL PREDATORS."