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Joke of the Day
"Cameron Cameroff"
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"What idiot called it a cow video instead of a bovine?"
"I was told I look like a nazi soldier... And I said, ""no, this is a Wehrmacht uniform""."
"Drill Sgt didn't like me giving unlicensed chiropractic adjustments to the platoon when he told me... Get your hands off my privates!"
"What does a black man do after sex? (somewhat racist) 15 to Life!"
"Reports say Bernie Sanders found on the mossak fonseca leaked list..... .....he tried to hide thirteen bucks and forty-nine cents."
"My girlfriend asked if I could play wonderwall. I said ""maybe"""
"Behind every fat woman there is a beautiful woman. No seriously, your in the way."
"How come there are no Olympics in Mexico? Because all of the Mexicans that can run jump and swim are already in America."
"What's the difference between jam and jelly? I can't jelly my dick in your ass."