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Joke of the Day

"Black and Blue? So I asked the question,"" Black and Blue or Gold and White"" ? ""It doesn't matter Sir"" replied the Police Officer ""Your wife still has extensive bruising"""

"I told this girl to call me when she got home I guess she's homeless."

"What would Marilyn Monroe be doing if she were alive today? Clawing at the inside of her coffin."

"What is a female hockey player's most vivid memory? Her first period on the ice."

"What do you call a chicken crossed with a cow? Cock-a-doodle-moo!"

"What were the infinite number of Indian Mathematicians complaining about? That the Hilbert Hotel didn't book Uncountables."

"What kind of sex do you have with twenty seven year olds? Any kind you want, there's twenty of them."

"If I had a dollar for every time I said this I would be making money in a real weird way! Best comic I ever heard, Mitch Hedberg (1968-2005)."

"Leave Apple alone! All they wanted to do was jack off."

"What do you call a foreigner who is obsessed with Chinese culture? A zhuologist"