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Joke of the Day
"Why is Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven is a super creepy movie."
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"Siri, who's in my trunk?"
"What do you call a flower in Florida? Orlando Bloom."
"""Don't move or she's dead"" was the last thing the wife heard before the husband started tap dancing."
"What do Wal mart and priests have in common? They both have boys pants half off. I'm going to hell lol"
"I caught two teens smoking pot behind my office. Ten minutes later, my boss caught two teens and myself smoking pot behind my office."
"If you told me 100% of serial killers were ""morning people"" I'd believe you."
"What's orange and sounds like a parrot.. A carrot"
"Heard a newsreader relaying the news that Richie Benaud had died and I thought to myself ""What a fine delivery that was"""
"What does baby computer call his father? Data."