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Joke of the Day
"Divorce is tough on some kids Others are just happy to be single again."
Next Joke
"Good news! I've been given a goldfish for my birthday . . .the bad news is that I don't get the bowl until my next birthday!"
"A flock of dads is called a grill."
"What is Tiger Woods favorite course? The intercourse."
"what did the horny man say to his girlfriend? let's have sex"
"Have you heard about the Black Magic book for orphans? It's called the necro**mom**icon"
"My neighbor got an iPad! I know this because I always steal his mail. My new iPad is awesome!"
"[IAmA request] UPS delivery man. I hope OP delivers."
"I just want to be important enough that someone unexpectedly puts a cup of coffee in my hand, which I gratefully accept with only a nod."
"I love my 6-pack so much I protect it with a layer of fat."