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Joke of the Day
"What's O. J. Simpson's Internet address? Slash slash backslash slash slash escape."
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"What's a mohel's favorite drink? Bloody D"
"[Baby trying to say first words] Baby: b..bu Me: cmon son Baby: bu..bu..s Wife: Yes sweetheart Baby: Bush did 9/11 Me[tearing up]: He knows"
"What do you do if a bird shits on your head? Don't go out with her again!"
"what do you call it when batman skips church christian bale"
"*hires skywriter* YOU CAN'T BLOCK ME"
"I keep forgetting the ""o"" part of ""Hello."" My boss is NOT happy with the way I've been answering his phone."
"People in glass houses Should go to the bathroom in the basement."
"I went to the air and space museum this past weekend I didn't see anything, so I left"
"I wanted to submit a Indian sports joke... But all it got was crickets."