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Joke of the Day
"What do electricians get for Christmas? Shorts!"
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"What do you call a whale that isn't wearing any underwear? Free Willy"
"Why do women have orgasms? Because it's just another chance for them to moan."
"The female praying mantis devours her male within minutes of mating, whereas ... the female human stretches it out over a lifetime!"
"To make it safer to use the mobile phone when I'm driving, I've deleted all my German male contacts. I now completely Hans free."
"The smarter the person, the less they tell you about it."
"Juliet: yo I'm dead Romeo: same Juliet: OR AM I..."
"[inventing humans] god: ""they should have complete control of their tongue"" angel: ""um ok"" god: ""let me finish.. except when using scissors"""
"My boss pulled up in his new car today so I complimented him on it. He responded "" if you set your goals, work hard and execute, I can buy an even better one next year"""
"INTERVIEWER: ""How would you describe yourself?"" ME: ""Verbally, but I've also prepared a dance."""