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Joke of the Day
"I wish life was like a bad hand of spades No Trumps . . . . . . . . . ...I'll see myself out."
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"/r/jokes is the most environment friendly sub-reddit around With all the reusing and recycling of old jokes going around."
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"Chuck Norris was what Willis was talkin' about."
"So I was at a book store the other day and I saw a Vietnamese cookbook... It was called ""How to Wok Your Dog""."
"The shovel was a ground-breaking invention."
"What's got 40 balls and fucks ducks? A 12 Gauge Shotgun"
"What do you get when an ice-cream truck breaks down on the side of the road? A cold shoulder."
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