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Joke of the Day

"If you were stranded on an island and could bring three items what would you bring? Michael Phelps, a saddle, and stick with a gold medal on the end."

"What do you call Atheism? A non-prophet organization."

"Holiday Tip: if you boil a turd on low heat the whole house smells like farts."

"Benedict Cumberbatch, if we dissect his name it means ""Blessed batch of cucumbers"" In other words, he is just a jar of Kosher Dill Pickles"

"What does a desperate Mexican do? Bangs his head against the wall."

"If an Asian and a Mexican have a baby..... Would you call it an Amasian?"

"The tennis factory near me got closed down after local residents complained... Apparently they were making a racquet."

"What did the cell say when its sister stepped on it's toe? Mitosis!"

"What do you call a melted penny? Liquid assets."

"What is a Mexicans favorite sport? Cross country."