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Joke of the Day

"Microsoft tech support called me last night as a indian, I said ""Sorry your calling Indian Tech Support"""

"My friend asked me if he was gay... I didn't know how to give him a straight answer."

"Things I'm doing today * going to the gym * having sex * lying"

"Pedophile Jokes? I got 3: If they can cross the street they can take the meat. If they can pee they're old enough for me. I'm like a game boy, kids turn me on. You guys got any others?"

"She said she was burning with desire, so I threw a bucket of water at her. Dating is bullshit."

"I only break out my Cookie Monster impression if a date is going terribly or really well."

"Why are Americans so good at shooting? They have the best schools for it."

"What did the momma hawk say to her chicks? Quit falcon around or get the flock outta here!"

"A lifetime supply of McDonalds is actually pretty short"

"Why doesn't Santa have any kids? Because he only comes once a year."