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Joke of the Day
"What is Putin's favorite new ballot? Crimea River"
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"What is long, pink, and drags along the ocean floor? Moby's Dick"
"Why Was Vista Afraid of Seven? Cause seven eight ten."
"[to an inflatable tube man waving outside a car dealership] i feel like you're overreacting. these are moderate savings at best"
"[kidnapper hands wife phone] ""brent"" BABY IM COMIN *kidnapper takes back phone but she can hear me yelling* IS THE HAM IN THE FRIDGE EXPIRED"
"Gardeners Interesting fact: Gardeners get to stay in their beds all day."
"What do you call a cow jumping over a barbed wire fence? Utter destruction! !!!!"
"A gang of witches broke into a blood bank last night and stole a thousand pints of blood. Police are still hunting for the clots."
"Did you hear about the perforated comedian? He was tear-able!"
"My 11 yo noticed my receding hairline and thought it was hilarious. Until I explained how heredity works."