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Joke of the Day
"Why Was Vista Afraid of Seven? Cause seven eight ten."
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"My first workout back at the gym was great... I did 15 mins of cardio, 10 mins on the defibrillator, and then 3 days in the hospital."
"How many people does it take to circumcise a Whale? Four Skindivers."
"Why do people buy smart cars? Because opposites attract."
"Click bait I told you it was click bait"
"A Russian boy asks his father... A Russian boy asks his father ""Daddy, can I have 5 ruble to buy milk, bread, and vodka?"" to which his father replies ""20 ruble?! What do you need 50 ruble for?!"""
"The Band "" The Ghost Inside "" bus was just involved in a fatal crash I guess that means there could literally be a Ghost Inside, the bus."
"Why did Adelle cross the road? To say hello from the other side."
"A good lawyer, Santa Claus, and an honest politician enter an elevator. They see a five dollar bill on the ground. Who picks it up? Santa. The other two don't exist."
"Bought 17 a fanny pack for back to school to delay my becoming a grandfather too early."