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Joke of the Day
"What is long, pink, and drags along the ocean floor? Moby's Dick"
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"the sign at this subway bathroom says employees must wash hands. ive been waiting for them to come wash my hands for an hour. nothing."
"This is a motherfucking website. http://motherfuckingwebsite.com/"
"It's weird how after they couldn't put Humpty Dumpty back together the King's men were like ""Let's give the horses a shot at it"""
"If Trump gets elected, I'm moving to Mexico. Then at least there's a wall to protect me."
"Me: Give me some space, I'm feeling claustrophobic 8 whispers to 9: Leave Mom alone, she has to poop but she can't"
"Yo mama is so fat, white and horny That when she bent over in Africa, wildlife conservation tried to breed her with a rhino."
"Knock knock ""who's there?"" interrupting cow with alzheimer's disease ""interrupting cow with alzheimer's disease who?"" knock knock ""who's there?"" moooooooooo ::silence::"
"What's the worst thing your wife can say during sex? ""Honey I'm home!"""
"Air conditioning? Not a fan"