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Joke of the Day

"Gardeners Interesting fact: Gardeners get to stay in their beds all day."

"Did you hear of the old man that died while masturbating? He had a stroke."

"If you walk around in knight's armor long enough, people will just get used to it."

"Trump getting elected after Obama was not what they meant by Orange is the New Black"

"TIL: 9 out of 10 people addicted to drinking break fluid... can't stop."

"Knock Knock Who's there? The pilot"

"Memo to self: Next time you fill out a job application and it asks about military service, it is best not to mention that you've Gone Commando a few times in your life."

"Kanye West is the type off nigga that shows up to a random funeral and say... Why ya'll crying, I'm still alive"

"sex while camping? Now that's fucking in tents."

"How many kids does a sterile German have? Nein."