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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the perforated comedian? He was tear-able!"
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"kids can't play outside b/c of the miniscule chance they'll be kidnapped. at age 16 they get keys to a 2000-pound machine powered by fire"
"skippin the intro of a game and then realizin you have no idea what the objectives are just walking round aimlessly hoping something pops up"
"I just got a tattoo of Ben Franklin on my dick Because my girlfriend knows how to blow a hundred bucks. (for our non-American friends, Ben Franklin's face is on the US $100 bill)"
"I just bought a Bonnie Tyler sat-nav. It keeps telling me to turn around, and every now and then it falls apart."
"What do you call jerking off two dicks with your elbows? The chicken dance."
"What's brown, squishy, and something a weak minded baby would eat weed brownies."
"Why did the janitor file for a divorce? He found his wife sweeping with someone else."
"What was Hitler's favorite breakfast cereal? Reich Crispies."
"I cannot wait for my date tonight. Dates really are the best part of ramadan"