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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the perforated comedian? He was tear-able!"

"I tried to catch some fog the other day.. I mist."

"I wanted to learn how to drive a stick shift. But I couldn't find a manual."

"Threeway or gangbang If five pre-civil war slaves are gangbanging someone, is it considered a threeway?"

"A priest and a rabbi are standing on a corner when a 5 year old boy walks by. The priest says, ""Hey. Let's fuck that boy"". Replied the rabbi, ""out of what?""."

"I wanted to share this great joke I heard about a farmer fixing his fence... ...but it's a re-post."

"The main problem with gay marriage is when two men hold the knife to cut the cake they will be too strong and cut through the plate & table."

"With so many gay people nowadays... It's hard to keep them all straight."

"A man climbed over a fence into a field to pick some flowers. He noticed a bull nearby. Say farmer. Is that bull safe? Well he's a lot safer than you are right now!"

"How many Latinos does it take to do a wax job? A Brazillion!"