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Joke of the Day

"For years I've been wiping my arse with my right hand. I now realise that I should have been using toilet paper."

"Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home"

"A feminist walks into a bar Just kidding she couldn't fit through the doorway"

"Where'd I drop my waffle? At the beach in San Diego."

"""Stop hitting me."" -Rock bottom."

"What did Eminem say when 50cent gave him a sweater? Gee, you knit?"

"Food trucks were invented by a guy who really loved fast food but hated how cheap it was & how he didn't have to stand in line forever."

"What happened when the cannibal bit off a missionary's ear? He had his first taste of Christianity!"

"What happened to the plant in math class? It grew square roots."

"I was born on 09.11.2001 and I suffer of autism Cause: The stork crashed and I'v hit my head"